Thursday, September 28, 2006

The Hon. Peter MacKay writes me

Yesterday I received an email from the Honourable Peter MacKay, Minister of Foreign Affairs. It was in response to an email I sent on the 17th of July (of this year) just after our Prime Minister so memorably referred to Israel's bombing of Lebanon as "measured". I objected that this was (at the very least) an abuse of the English language. I sent it to our M.P., Andrew Telegdi; to the Foreign Affairs critics for the Liberals, N.D.P. and Bloc Quebecois; and to Peter MacKay, and (of course) the Prime Minister. I did not receive a reply -- and usually they are so eager to respond! (In fairness, the B.Q. critic could hardly be expected to care about an abuse of the English language.)

But in my inbox, yesterday, this:

A18627-2006 IN REPLY TO YOUR EMAIL OF JULY 17, 2006
Thank you for your email of July 17, 2006, co-addressed to the Right Honourable Stephen Harper, Prime Minister, and to other members of Parliament, in which you express your concerns regarding the upsurge of violence in the Middle East. I regret the delay in replying to you.

I have taken good note of the issues raised in your correspondence and I understand your concerns in this respect.
Etc. etc. Everything you might expect. Thank you, Peter! Just a wee bit late. Curious you should remember me. My play "Yes or No!" will be running at the Registry Theatre in Kitchener, Oct 25-29th if you happen to be in town. Perhaps we can arrange a discussion of the events in the Middle East with members of the company.

The words of a courtier

In the Guardian. I am reminded of the scene in the Last Emperor where a doctor sniffs a bowl of the infant emperor's shit.

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Desert Island Discs

Desert Island Discs
Young should be concentrating her efforts on exposing guests who implausibly pick classical music for their desert-island listening. While senior politicians and pop are hard to swallow, it's just as difficult to believe claims by people in their 30s or 40s that they would be listening to Shostakovich, et al, while on the island.
If you'd asked me at the age of, say, twenty, what discs I would take to a desert island, I wouldn't have said Shostakovich because I hadn't listened to him, but I would have said: Hindemith, Stravinsky, Debussy, Moussorgsky, Mahler ... and maybe some Gilbert & Sullivan.

I didn't buy anything of what could be called pop or rock until I was ... oh, let's check Wikipedia ... until 1983, when I bought Synchronicity, by The Police. I took it home and closed all the windows.

In the 90s, a German friend of ours played us some heavy-metal. He was embarrassed that we listened to it so attentively. I wrote (drunkenly) lyrics for his band "Hellwar" just so they would have an original song that wasn't in broken English. I don't know if it was included on the album they recorded and which was voted as one of Germany's worst heavy-metal albums of some year or other in some obscure fanzine.

One year (1993 if Wikipedia is to be believed) I bought (on the recommendation of the New York Times) P.J. Harvey's Dry. I used to astound friends and co-workers with it. I could probably have run for office in the U.K.

Last year, or the year before, Isabella developed a passion for the music of Bob Dylan, and so I am reasonably familiar with his voluminous output, and know many cheerful facts about Bob. I might even be convinced to go to his upcoming concert in Toronto which would be a first for me (i.e. any kind of what could be considered a "rock concert.")

But if I were to go to a desert island today (and you might suppose I am already living on one), probably most of the disks I'd take would be considered "classical".

Of course, I have just this year turned fifty.

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Asphalt Jungle Shorts

Asphalt Jungle Shorts is ... well, let me quote from the email:

ASPHALT JUNGLE SHORTS is an exciting evening of several short, site-specific plays to be performed in various unexpected locations in Downtown Kitchener.

• Plays by eleven playwrights from Kitchener to California, including Gary Kirkham’s Beth at Fifty & Live Nude Mannequin, Linda Eisenstein’s Balancing Act & Justice of the Peace, and Donna Spector’s award winning Short Term Affairs.
• Six directors including Kathleen Sheehy, Darlene Spencer and David Antscherl,
• Thirteen actors from here to Toronto, including Heather Gurd, Shelagh Ranalli and Brendan Schaefer.
• Produced by Paddy Gillard-Bentley with Nicole Lee Quesnel as Stage Manager, generous sponsors and partners like The City of Kitchener and Jump Logistics, various downtown businesses and a wonderful heap of talent.
This will be theatre like Kitchener has never seen it.

TICKETS are $15.00 general admission, and as we are registered with eyeGO.org students can purchase $5 tickets.

SHOW TIMES: Thursday Friday & Saturday – September 14, 15, 16 & 21, 22, 23, 2006, 8pm. For TICKETS call (519) 744-9708 or email flush-ink@skyedragon.com
Reserved tickets can be picked up at the Duke St. Parking Garage (between Queen and Ontario streets), at the Ontario St. entrance. This is the starting point for the event. Audience sizes are limited so act quickly. For tickets, please be there at least fifteen minutes before show time (7:45 pm), to pick up your tickets.